Mummy? Hello? Hellooooo? I keep kicking to let you know I'm here but so far you seem a bit obtuse. What is going on out there? Why are you not paying me more attention?! And what is that growling noise I keep hearing in the middle of the night? No one said anything about growling out there. Is that this Josephine you keep parroting on about? Because she sounds like trouble.
And could we get some of those feta cheese triangle-y things you ate for lunch? Those were good and I don't think 5 were enough.
I'm hungry! I'm thirsty! What happened to that lovely pink champagne you were drinking in August? We've not had that in ages. And really, I was told on good authority that champagne was all the rage for babies. You go get some more of that. Now. And do think we could read something other than stuff on the politics of indigenous culture? I mean, really, woman. How much can one fetal unit take?